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🖤 IF I MISS THIS LIFT I WILL KILL MYSELF
Black tee. White print. Uncomfortably relatable.

We all lift for different reasons.
Some for strength. Some for stress relief.
Some because it’s cheaper than therapy and less messy than a breakdown.

This shirt doesn’t pull punches—and neither do you.

A (very) dark joke for lifters who know the barbell has saved them more times than they’d care to admit.
Because as much as lifting is good for your mental health…
sometimes, it’s the only thing standing between you and a complete spiral.

💀 Wear it. Lift heavy. Text your mates back.



The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

IF I MISS THIS LIFT I WILL KILL MYSELF, JHEPCxTJH, Unisex classic tee

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